Good News: Scotland To Set Up National Council on "Islampohobia".

Priorities.

Great News: Hollywood Finds Perfect Spiritual Guide For New Flick on Mohammad

He seems like a really neat guy.

“The only thing I hope for is that as my life approaches its end, Allah will give me an opportunity to go to the land of jihad and resistance, even if in a wheelchair. I will shoot Allah’s enemies, the Jews, and they will throw a bomb at me, and thus, I will seal my life in martyrdom,” he said.

"Al-Qaradawi doesn’t even bother to hide his anti-Semitism by replacing the word “Jews” with “Zionist” or some other term to differentiate between Israeli soldier and civilian, or between Israeli Jews and non-Israeli Jews. He even accuses Jews of exaggerating Hitler’s crimes and describes his treatment of them as Allah’s judgment—a judgment that he hopes will be carried out by Muslims the next time around."

“Throughout history, Allah has imposed upon the [Jewish] people who would punish them for their corruption. The last punishment was carried out by Hitler. By means of all the things he did to them—even though they exaggerated this issue—he managed to put them in their place. This was divine punishment for them. Allah willing, the next time will be at the hand of the believers,” he said."

And if you think this is wacky-you should see his contract rider.

Apparently, he has asked or 501 Italian hookers to convert to Islam (just to one-up Qadafi a little tiny bit), seven dozen poppy seed bagels ('yes, the Jews are sons of apes and pigs, but those bagel things-they are delicious') and low-fat cream cheese (gotta stay in shape when you meet those virgins...).

UK Is Screwed: Supine Relations With Islam Edition

How much "reaching out" and stretching of the national sphincter will it take to finally win them over?

Good Times in Malayasia, Or "How Did You Spend Your Christmas Vacation" Essay Contest

"Thousands of Malaysian boys will begin the journey into adulthood at mass circumcision ceremonies that start this month throughout this mainly Muslim Southeast Asian nation.

"The events, held to coincide with the year-end school holidays which run into December, are a rite of passage for Muslim boys aged between 6 and 12 and whose faith requires removing the foreskin of the penis."

Who says there is no fun in Islam?

A Bunch of People Of No Particular Religion or Anything..

...have been found decapitated in the 'restless Muslim jungle' area of the Phillipines.

"They Should Fight Like Men"

Fat chance.

Have I Got A Deal for You: $25,000 For A Schmatta

Most expensive scarf in America?

Definitely more expensive than an Hermes.

I wonder what the crime and punishment would be if the details were different. Like, a fashion conscious woman sees a Walmart scarf on a woman that she finds offensive, and tugs at it-saying 'that scarf isn't a real Prada-it's a fake-it's not really from Neiman and Marcus'.

I wonder if things would be different.

What is the normal criminal procedure for the crime of 'pulling scarf' whilst 'being a rude asshole'?

Yes, Our Culture is Better Than Yours: Human Fat Make Up Edition

The Devil never sleeps.

The Obamessiah

According to the Christian Science Monitor, not only did the seas level and the tides turn and a unicorn was found in every home in America, but because we finally-finally have a POTUS who is black and named for The Prophet's grandson or something, there were less hate crimes in America.

Everybody ululate!

As Kate, of Small Dead Animals might say 'is there NOTHING Obama can't do?'

Great News: That Bitch, Barbie Has Finally Reverted

After being a silly infidel slut for so many years, flipping her kufar blonde hair all over the place, tempting men everywhere and just asking to get raped-finally, Barbie has seen the light and reverted to Islam.

She reportedly took the Shahada last week in the UK (suprise), and was stuffed into a pretty blue burkha that at least, matched her eye colour.

Crafted by an Italian, the dhimmis at the Big Satan corporation, Matel, are very pleased with the new tweak to Barbie, who now prefers to be called by her Islamic name Aisha.

A local British toy distributor and collectors says, "I think this is really important for girls, wherever they are from they should have the opportunity to play with a Barbie that they feel represents them."

So, if the new pious Barbie represents them correctly, I wonder if Barbie has a clitoris? Or does the toy set come with a rusty old razor and a Village Elder barbie who cuts off Barbie's clitoris without anaesthetic?

Does Burkah Barbie get to learn how to read? Or will she be auctioned off at age 15 to the highest dowry bidder?

If Burkha Barbie was smart, she'd plan on trying to stab an IDF soldier so that at least she could grow up in an Israeli jail and get an education.

Accessories, not included with the barbie include a suicide vest and cell phone for remote detonation.

Unfortunately, Ken-that stubborn bastard refused to convert and was subsequently beheaded by Aisha's father.

The company reports that the development of a Mukhabarbierat secret police and modesty squad is in development.

Jew Flu

A nice look at how my idiot people cavort with the forces that would slit their throats and ululate while drinking our blood.

Oh, and have a nice day!

It's the Demographics, Stupid.

Start 'em young.

New reports show that fully 1/4 of Palestinian brides are under the age of 18.

New American Holiday Announced

Celebrate diversity!

Put it on your calendars.

BBC Publishes Comprehensive, Sensitive Memorial on One Year Anniversary of Mumbai Terror Attacks

Priorities.

Great News: More Than 200 Islamic Fanatic Web Sites Available to English Language Fans

"Increasing numbers of English-language Web sites are spreading al-Qaida's message to Muslims in the West. They translate writings and sermons once largely out of reach of English readers and often feature charismatic clerics like Anwar al-Awlaki, who exchanged dozens of e-mails with the Army psychiatrist accused of the Fort Hood shootings."

"The U.S.-born al-Awlaki has been an inspiration to several militants arrested in the United States and Canada in recent years, with his Web-based sermons often turning up on their computers."

Great News: Muslim Countries Seeking Blasphemy Ban

Hey-what could possibly go wrong?

"Four years after cartoons of the prophet Muhammad set off violent protests across the Muslim world, Islamic nations are mounting a campaign for an international treaty to protect religious symbols and beliefs from mockery — essentially a ban on blasphemy that would put them on a collision course with free speech laws in the West."

"In a telephone interview Wednesday, the Ad Hoc Committee's chairman, Algerian Ambassador Idriss Jazairy, said concerns the treaty could stifle free speech have been "whipped up into a bugaboo."

"Failure to agree on a treaty would boost extremists in the Arab world, said Jazairy, a former envoy to Washington now considered a key player in the U.N.'s human rights forum. "If we keep hitting this glass wall and say there's nothing you can do about Islamophobia — you can do something about anti-Semitism but Islamophobia is out of bounds — you give an ideal platform for recruitment of suicide bombers," he said.

Let me translate that for you...from Muslim weasel speak to English: Pass this sucker at the UN, or we'll start suicide bombing you wherever you are in the West.

Priorities: Eric Holder Speaks Out About Protecting RIghts of Arab Americans and Muslims

The capitulation to the new American Caliphate continues unfettered.

In the same week that the KSM trial was farcically moved to the criminal realm by the Obama administration, and only days after a Palestinian American murdered his fellow soldiers at an army base screeching "Allahu Akbar", Eric Holder has is making the public rounds in Michiganistahn talking about protecting the rights of Arab Americans and Muslims.

Is there no limit to the moral ass-backwardness of the Obama administration? Is there no limit to the grovelling to the Muslim world? I guess not.

This is outrageous.

The Joys of Multiculturalism: "Asian" Granny Orders Kidnap and Torture of Son-In-Law Over Unpaid Dowry

Celebrate diversity and all that.

But, it seems that Granny is going to the slammer, so maybe there is hope for Britain.

Nah!

David Frum-The Sally Field of RINOs

David Frum is getting to the point of clinical obsession with Sarah Palin.

Mark Steyn suggests that Frum has finally found his inner Andrew Sullivan.

It's really not hard to figure out why Frum is giving Palin such a hard time.

She's beautiful, smart, pro-life and really couldn't care less what squishy effeminate, faux conservatives like Frum have to say about her lifestyle or political career. She's got a wonderful family, she's pro-life, G-d fearing, she can hunt, cook a moose blindfolded and has an alpha male husband. (See "Going Rogue"-"Divorce Todd? Have you seen Todd?")

I think that Frum is just so deliriously happy to be more popular on the liberal talk circuit that he will say anything to continue to please his so-smart masters. His column in the National Post is boring, his wife's drivel in the Huffington Post is unreadable, he was turfed out of the White House and had to 're-brand' his web site because so few people, amazingly, in the United States wanted to have anything to do with his imaginary majority.

Frum is actually more like the Sally Field of RINOs now.

"You like me," he giddily proclaims to his new friends Katie Couric and CNN..."you really, really like me".

In the PBS transcript that Steyn quotes from, one can also see this beautiful little nugget:

DAVID FRUM: There is a thinness of skin, and an anger, and a vindictiveness that is very dangerous."

Pot, have you met your friend kettle?

Gimme a break. It is clear that his attacks on Sarah Palin reveal much more about him than they do about her.

His pathetically desperate efforts to stay at the popular kids lunch table demonstrate how petty he is, and the underlying obsessive comments about her sex bordering on chauvinistic-if not misogynistic tripe. 

British TV Drinks the ZOG Kool-Aid

A new television show on British TV has exposed the danger and power of the JOOOOOISH lobby.

How brave and exciting!

The money-bagged, hooked-nose Jooooos and their influence peddling. It's really neat how the Saudis can fund think tanks and university chairs all over the place and the Iranians can fund schools in the US, but somehow, it's only the Jews who use their money to influence people.

What a strange, morally bankrupt world we live in.